Opening Credits

Some Facts About Me:
I went to the Amazon.
I was hired as the official documenting photographer on a trip to the Brazilian rainforest. I accompanied a variety of professionals (zoologists, ecologists, etc.) on what was to be a three month research study of the ecosystem. My participation in the trip was cut short, however, due to this cute little guy on the left. While attempting to avoid a hug from the jungle cat, I fell down a hill and injured myself. I was already returning to the states for a scheduled personal vacation, but the scratched back and bumped head convinced my boss that I deserved an extended medical leave.


I'm a new father.
My scheduled personal vacation was for the birth of my daughter, Ami Jane. An unexpected visit from an ex-girlfriend a few months ago changed my life. She informed me that she was (very, visibly) pregnant with my child. On Wednesday March 12th, Ami Jane was born (she makes my muscles look huge). I was still recovering, but she certainly took my mind off my injuries. Who could worry about a little concussion when there is a tiny, squirming person cooing and giggling nearby? (Plus, I've already begun strategizing anti-boy maneuvers for when she gets a little older.)


I bought a house.
I've spent the past fifteen years living in condos and apartments between travels. Now I have a brand new house with four bedrooms, a bar, and a jacuzzi tub. (Plus, it came with land and junker cars!) It's nice to finally have a "home" again.

I love my girlfriend.
After a series of unsuccessful relationships, I met someone ridiculous who shares my awesomeness. Of course, like everything else recently, it wasn't easy. We met online and have been enjoying a long distance relationship for the past few months. She's been very patient and supportive during the Amazon trip, baby arrival, and house moving. I love her oodles.

I have cancer.
While recovering from the Amazon, adjusting to life as a dad, and moving to a new home, my doctors became concerned about my prolonged illness and other symptoms. As a child, I survived a rough battle with Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia (you can see how strong I was on the left). It isn't unusual for stubborn fevers or easy bruising to be met with "relapse" concern. Since I had a full checkup prior to my Amazon trip, I was confident that the routine blood test would be fine and antibiotics would have me ready for my return to the jungle. Unfortunately, the blood tests and subsequent bone marrow biopsy confirmed that the cancer had returned.

After my diagnosis, the doctors decided it would be best to admit me for additional tests and pre-treatment care. The results of my CAT scan, Xrays, spinal tap, etc. were promising. It seems we caught the cancer early and it hasn't spread. I spent the past few days receiving antibiotics and fluids for an infection and dehydration. Tomorrow I will begin treatment for my leukemia.

Did I mention that I went to the amazon, became a new father, bought a house, fell in love, and relapsed in the span of three months? Yeah, that's right. I was chased by a wild jungle cat. I am now responsible for a new life. I have boxes to unpack. I miss my girlfriend so much it hurts. But I'm happy. Bring it, cancer. I'ma fuck you up. I have too much to live for.